Tuesday, June 23, 2009

This is one of our many "deck of cards"..
If you are interested in see the full stack
I only need:
A name and Address!
no questions asked :)

P.S. remember some people go through the entire lives without getting a set of Fritz and Andre cards! Don't be one!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tony Loveless

Tony Loveless is 40 years old.
Tony Loveless has salt n peppa colored hair.
Tony Loveless loves sunflower seeds.
Tony Loveless was born in May.
Tony Loveless loves weiner dogs.
Tony Loveless is only 5'9".
Tony Loveless named his only daughter Miki Loveless.
Tony Loveless only knows 1 joke.
Tony Loveless stopped growing when he was 15.
Tony Loveless hates the sun.
Tony Loveless loves to catch lizards.
Tony Loveless kills baby quails.
Tony Loveless has a bomb advertising company.
Tony Loveless can NOT dance.
Tony Loveless hates Russell Sprinklers.
Tony Loveless was named Anthony.
Tony Loveless drinks coffee every morning and is a morning person.
Tony Loveless wants world peace.
Tony Loveless wants to feed the homeless.
Tony Loveless once killed a man with his bare hands.
Tony Loveless never learned to cry.
Tony Loveless drives a truck.
Tony Loveless has 3 dogs and 3 kids and 1 delinquent.
Tony Loveless once spent a night in jail, instead of telling his parents he had a beer.
Tony Loveless decided to smile when he could of frowned.
Tony Loveless is freezing cold.
Tony Loveless loves care bears.
Tony Loveless's tears can cure cancer too bad he never cries.
Tony Loveless can slam a revolving door.
When Tony Loveless does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
If you have 5 dollars and Tony Loveless, has 5 dollars, Tony Loveless has mor money then you.
Tony Loveless killed 2 birds with 1 stone.
Tony Loveless can eat just one lays potato chip.
Tony Loveless can sneeze with his eyes open.
Apple pays Tony Loveless 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
Tony Loveless does not sleep, he waits.
Tony Loveless is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Tony Loveless counted to infinity twice.
Tony Loveless doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!
Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Tony Loveless pajamas.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Today happens to be the most bland day in bland land. The sky is gray and there isn't a single dwarf with a smile on his face. We would like to make each and every dwarf smile, maybe by creating a funny billboard, an intense post card, or even putting up a stimulating website! Let us know how to put a smile on your face to make you bland day a grand day! :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

websites we've made grand instead of bland.

Fritz: Hello Andre!
Andre: Oh hey Fritz...
Fritz: What could possibly be wrong on this beautiful day?
Andre: we don't have any followers Fritz.
Fritz: Andre! you have to make yourself interesting, you have to put yourself out there or no one will want to follow your boring blog.
Andre: I don't know how to do that.
Fritz: Well first off you are the best designer I have ever met, you only have this lammmmme personality because you hide in your "creative closet" all day and design amazing pieces of art!
Andre: maybe that is why we are such a great team, because I can spend all my time doing things that are worthwhile, and creating amazing masterpieces, and all you do is talk a lot and put yourself out there on brochures, websites, even seo websites, billboards, radio, television, on demand web printing... so i do everything that takes any brains!
Fritz: ....I have to go.
Andre: Fritz?.... FRITZ...? oops.