Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Learn to make your website pop up first with Search engines

Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the volume or quality of traffic to a web site from search engines via "natural" ("organic" or "algorithmic") search results. Typically, the earlier a site appears in the search results list, the more visitors it will receive from the search engine. SEO may target different kinds of search, including image search, local search, and industry-specific vertical search engines. This gives a web site web presence.

As an Internet marketing strategy, SEO considers how search engines work and what people search for. Optimizing a website primarily involves editing its content and HTML coding to both increase its relevance to specific keywords and to remove barriers to the indexing activities of search engines.

The acronym "SEO" can also refer to "search engine optimizers," a term adopted by an industry of consultants who carry out optimization projects on behalf of clients, and by employees who perform SEO services in-house. Search engine optimizers may offer SEO as a stand-alone service or as a part of a broader marketing campaign. Because effective SEO may require changes to the HTML source code of a site, SEO tactics may be incorporated into web site development and design. The term "search engine friendly" may be used to describe web site designs, menus, content management systems, images, videos, shopping carts, and other elements that have been optimized for the purpose of search engine exposure.

Another class of techniques, known as black hat SEO or Spamdexing, use methods such as link farms and keyword stuffing that degrade both the relevance of search results and the user-experience of search engines. Search engines look for sites that employ these techniques in order to remove them from their indices.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

totally worth it

2 FREE hours of marketing services :)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

1 to 1 marketing..

here is our spill.....

One-to-one marketing (sometimes expressed as 1:1 marketing) is a customer relationship management (CRM) strategy emphasizing personalized interactions with customers. The personalization of interactions is thought to foster greater customer loyalty and better return on marketing investment. The concept of one-to-one marketing as a CRM approach was advanced by Don Peppers and Martha Rogers in their 1994 book, The One to One Future.

Only the term is new; the approach is almost as old as commerce itself. In the past, for example, proprietors of a general store would naturally take a one-to-one approach, remembering details about each customer's preferences and characteristics and using that knowledge to provide better service. One-to-one marketing seeks to reinvest marketing with the personal touch absent from many modern business interactions.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Fritz & Andre on Facebook

Our Team!
Tony : Alpha Dog
Miki: Office Gopher
Brennon: Code Monkey


Fritz and Andre presents : nothin but lies

Advertising Terms:

Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

Monday, July 6, 2009

"Back When" by miki loveless (edited from Tim Mcgraw)

Don't you remember
The chizel in a rock
Paintings on a cave
At ten, two and four
A warm bowl of mush
With corn and starch
Sittin' round the table
Don't happen much anymore

We got just a little complicated
It's all too under estimated
Only FnA can do this today
Our way of advertising!

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu


I love my websites
shiny, flashy, nothing but glam
buttons and pages
videos or noise
Man they sound so fine
I had my favorite direct mail
The ones I received all the time
post cards, gift certificates, discounts, and updates
What happened to those times?

I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies
Cause FnA isn't yet, your advertsing choice
You'll get more for my money
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu


Give me a quail pen for some copywriting
I want every ad to be mesmerizing

Just keep it coming
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu but not swine

From Fritz and Andre's sea green album :)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009



This is one of our many "deck of cards"..
If you are interested in see the full stack
I only need:
A name and Address!
no questions asked :)

P.S. remember some people go through the entire lives without getting a set of Fritz and Andre cards! Don't be one!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tony Loveless

FACTS:
Tony Loveless is 40 years old.
Tony Loveless has salt n peppa colored hair.
Tony Loveless loves sunflower seeds.
Tony Loveless was born in May.
Tony Loveless loves weiner dogs.
Tony Loveless is only 5'9".
Tony Loveless named his only daughter Miki Loveless.
Tony Loveless only knows 1 joke.
Tony Loveless stopped growing when he was 15.
Tony Loveless hates the sun.
Tony Loveless loves to catch lizards.
Tony Loveless kills baby quails.
Tony Loveless has a bomb advertising company.
Tony Loveless can NOT dance.
Tony Loveless hates Russell Sprinklers.
Tony Loveless was named Anthony.
Tony Loveless drinks coffee every morning and is a morning person.
Tony Loveless wants world peace.
Tony Loveless wants to feed the homeless.
Tony Loveless once killed a man with his bare hands.
Tony Loveless never learned to cry.
Tony Loveless drives a truck.
Tony Loveless has 3 dogs and 3 kids and 1 delinquent.
Tony Loveless once spent a night in jail, instead of telling his parents he had a beer.
Tony Loveless decided to smile when he could of frowned.
Tony Loveless is freezing cold.
Tony Loveless loves care bears.
Tony Loveless's tears can cure cancer too bad he never cries.
Tony Loveless can slam a revolving door.
When Tony Loveless does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
If you have 5 dollars and Tony Loveless, has 5 dollars, Tony Loveless has mor money then you.
Tony Loveless killed 2 birds with 1 stone.
Tony Loveless can eat just one lays potato chip.
Tony Loveless can sneeze with his eyes open.
Apple pays Tony Loveless 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
Tony Loveless does not sleep, he waits.
Tony Loveless is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Tony Loveless counted to infinity twice.
Tony Loveless doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!
Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Tony Loveless pajamas.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Today happens to be the most bland day in bland land. The sky is gray and there isn't a single dwarf with a smile on his face. We would like to make each and every dwarf smile, maybe by creating a funny billboard, an intense post card, or even putting up a stimulating website! Let us know how to put a smile on your face to make you bland day a grand day! :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

websites we've made grand instead of bland.

www.fritzandandre.com
www.emgboise.com
www.getloanmodasap.com
Fritz: Hello Andre!
Andre: Oh hey Fritz...
Fritz: What could possibly be wrong on this beautiful day?
Andre: we don't have any followers Fritz.
Fritz: Andre! you have to make yourself interesting, you have to put yourself out there or no one will want to follow your boring blog.
Andre: I don't know how to do that.
Fritz: Well first off you are the best designer I have ever met, you only have this lammmmme personality because you hide in your "creative closet" all day and design amazing pieces of art!
Andre: maybe that is why we are such a great team, because I can spend all my time doing things that are worthwhile, and creating amazing masterpieces, and all you do is talk a lot and put yourself out there on brochures, websites, even seo websites, billboards, radio, television, on demand web printing... so i do everything that takes any brains!
Fritz: ....I have to go.
Andre: Fritz?.... FRITZ...? oops.